LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike?.. She was 4 and hadn't learned how to ride a bike yet... Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?.. It was stapled to the first monkey... Why was Suzie angry?.. Her parents had only found one bike at the marketplace... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?.. It thought it was a game... Why did the fridge fall out of the tree?.. It had no arms... Lucy fall off her bike?.. She was crushed by 3 monkeys and a fridge... There's 500 bricks on a plane and you throw one out, how many are left?.. 499 bricks... How do you get an elephant into a fridge?.. Open the fridge, take the elephant out, close the fridge... How do you get a deer into a fridge?.. Open the fridge, take the elephant out, close the fridge... The lion is celebrating his birthday and, being the king of the jungle, all the other animals were in attendance except for one... Why?.. The deer was in the fridge... Little Mia is looking for Lucy and comes across an alligator-infested river... How does she cross it?... She swam... The alligators are at the lion's party... She died anyways, though... What happened?.. A brick fell on her head... Why did Suzie fall off the swing?.. She was trampled by the elephant, who was in a hurry to get to the lion's party in time... Why did the ethologist couple commit suicide?.. Their 3 daughters there killed by a brick, an elephant and 3 dead monkeys followed by a fridge... Note: yeah not 100% original, i mixed some already existing jokes together... works better if you don't tell them all at once but sprinkle them in with lots of other unrelated jokes...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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