roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

Penis.

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

GONNA

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

It burns when I pee sometimes.

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

Knock knock

Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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