- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

I can't see my forehead

I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

That's not what she said.

Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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