- Anti Joke

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.