- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

K.

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

Your Mom.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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