What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Penisland

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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