A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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Hi? No!!!!!

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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Anti Joke

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