A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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I hate black people. Because their black.

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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