how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

Penis.

GONNA

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

It burns when I pee sometimes.

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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