Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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