Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Dogs in my home.

raping black women

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

what do you call a gay guy Ej

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

The Colts this year.

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

Why does life suck? Because it does

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