You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

Why did the jew die Really...

So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

An boy with ADHD walks into a

Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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