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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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*insert joke here*

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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