- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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Women's rights

Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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