- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

wots brown and smells like shite shite

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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