Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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TOBUSCUS

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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when your cable is on the fritz, you play video games instead. when you play video games, you get good. when you get good, you go to COD XP. when you go to COD XP, you lose to whiteboy 7th st. when you lose to whiteboy 7th st., you get into Skyrim. when you get into skyrim, you reenact cut scenes from skyrim. and when you reenact cut scenes from skyrim... ...you take an arrow to the knee... ...don't take an arrow to the knee. Get rid of cable.

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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