- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

knock knock ... no one was in

Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

i like pie.

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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