ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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im black

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

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If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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