- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

Well educated black man.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

Black History Month

How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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