So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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BOOBALANBOO

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I hate black people. Because their black.

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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