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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

Robin, get in the batmobile.

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

Today is May 18 2016.

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

women's rights.

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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