- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

so dont touch it.

What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

good one jess !!

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

what do mexicans like most. icecubes

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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