- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

96

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

I said I hate niiggers

Women.

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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