What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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A baby gets hit by a bus.

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

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hipsters

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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