Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

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black guy graduating high school

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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SCP-009-J is missing. Where has it gone? Is it under the table? Was it sat upon? Is it there on the ceiling? Is it under the rug? Was it gobbled right up by a quantum pillbug? Did it run through the tunnel? Did it fall down the stair? Was it sent back in time to a carnival fair? Did it get on a train to a far-away place? Is it locked in a falsified beacon from space? Did it fall in the oobleck and [DATA EXPUNGED]? If it clogged up the sink, will it have to be plunged? Just where has SCP-009-J gotten to? Oh wait, that's right! SCP-009-J is you!

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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