- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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