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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

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