- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

Homosexuals are gay.

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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