how do you confuse a blond?

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The screams were loud. It was just one big fire behind him. He and his fellow chickens had been trapped. They thought they were being freed... They thought wrong. The guards herded them in and then the heat started. The fires began to rage. His friends, his allies, his brothers, were falling dead, burning, beside him. He had to escape. He did not think, only acted. Lashing out at the guard, he knocked him down and ran. He ran and ran until he could run no more, and he still kept running. He could still hear his brothers' screams. He could still see their faces burning before his eyes. He reached the road, and finally stopped. He looked around. The screams had stopped. The heat had left his body. But then another sound came. Yelling. The guards. They were following him. He tried to keep running. But he just couldn't. He was finished. He fell on the road, sliding himself along as quickly as he could. He hadn't run this far to be caught by the guards. He stopped. He could go no further. He looked up and saw the blue sky, cloudless and free. The last thing he heard was a roaring engine. The guards never found his body.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

Samantha

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

Spotto

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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