once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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AIDS

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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The game!

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

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your mother hates you

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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