what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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I was bitter, nonetheleast because you and I became friends, while someone working for you (at that time it might just as well had been you) was conducting a lot of illegal activities. I kept thinking, why does the guy call himself "the wizard", its the most used name... Why? Because it is the most used name, good luck finding "THE WIZARD" among internet nerds, but then again, if you search for the most famous one, you find "THE MAN", Not only did you tell me at first that you where Nero. Which I can prove you are not, but you know, one side of me was your friend, the other knew I would have to get rid of you no matter the cost, if you kept your activities. SImply put: When I enjoyed our time together, I pushed you away with stupid humor, small insults and etc, mostly in order to protect myself from getting to close with a potential threat for well, security, lets keep it at that.

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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Anti Joke

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