1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

E= McVagina

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

so dont touch it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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