How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

Your time.

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

What's funnier than poop? More poop

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

You are Nerochan right?

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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