What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Mitt Romney penis

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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Your time.

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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You are Nerochan right?

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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