Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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What's worse than eating cows. Death

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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What's up brah brah

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yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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justin bieber

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Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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