Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Obama

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planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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