Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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Welcome to die!

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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So there are 5 people on a plane the president, a movie star, and man who is on the verge of making world peace, the smartest man in the world, and the pope the piolt has a heart atack at and the plane will crash soon there are only 4 parachutes. So the first is Obama and he saysI won a Nobel piece prize and I run American see ya later and he takes the parachute next Steven hawking says sory pope Im taking this because I don't believe in God and black holes are cool so he takes the parachute and jumps out. Next Charlie Sheen says I need to entertain people and keep the drug dealers in business so he. Takes the parachute and jumps out. Then Francis turns to the hippie and says if you achive world peace it may help eliminate some poverty so you take the last paratute and jump out then the hippie says in return no its OK Steven Hawking took my back back. When they land they decide to serch for Steven's body and they find nothing. You see Steven Hawking had taken his own paratute with him and took the Hippies backpack to sell it and make some money

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A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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