What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

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what do u call a black man a black man

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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