- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What's up brah brah

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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