Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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Do you believe this will change?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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SCP-009-J is missing. Where has it gone? Is it under the table? Was it sat upon? Is it there on the ceiling? Is it under the rug? Was it gobbled right up by a quantum pillbug? Did it run through the tunnel? Did it fall down the stair? Was it sent back in time to a carnival fair? Did it get on a train to a far-away place? Is it locked in a falsified beacon from space? Did it fall in the oobleck and [DATA EXPUNGED]? If it clogged up the sink, will it have to be plunged? Just where has SCP-009-J gotten to? Oh wait, that's right! SCP-009-J is you!

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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