What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

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Worst joke ever

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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canaan and mallory

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A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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