Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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IU football

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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GONNA

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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The Pope

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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