Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Anti Joke

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