It's only racist if you consider them people.

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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knock knock Come in!!!

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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you just contradicted yourself.

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

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Anti Joke

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