- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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