What is 9 + 10? 21

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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This guy goes to the ball game. He waits in line at the concession stand and gets a footlong hot dog and a giant orange soda. Then he makes his way around to his section of the stadium, and works his way to his seat, which is in the center of the row. Right when he's about to take a bite of his hot dog, when he hears someone in the seats way up behind him yell "Hey! Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, and sets down his giant orange drink, stands up and turns around, scanning the crowd. Eventually he sits back down. He picks up his hot dog, picks up his giant orange drink, and is just about to take a bike when he hears it again, someone way up behind him yelling "Hey! Mike!". So, he sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, and scans the hundreds of faces in the seats behind him. After a while, he sits back down. Then, right when he's about to bite into his hot dog, he hears someone behind him yelling "Mike! Hey, Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, cups his hands around his mouth and yells as loud as he can, "My name's not Mike!"

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

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GONNA

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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the WNBA

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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