How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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