What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

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