What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

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What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

I'm a raging homosexual.

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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