A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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your father died

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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I killed someone today. :D

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Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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