knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

your father died

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

The Holocaust.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Woman.

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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