- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

hey bill!

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

YEAH THEY DO.

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

i like turtals and kids

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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