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A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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