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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

Butt Sex.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

What did the man with cancer do? Die

Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

How old is victor? Old

What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

Your mums a penis joke.

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Loner.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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