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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What are we then hypocrites?

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

woman's rights

What did the man with cancer do? Die

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

What did Delaware? A coat.

What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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