- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

you just contradicted yourself.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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