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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

girls basketball

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

Women.

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

squirrels with massive bonerss

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

Oh no! My life is ruined!

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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