Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

So. The gays. ...

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

A baby seal walks into a club.

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

Black people. They are so kind.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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