- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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Tim and Eric

yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

Pokemon go: Team mystic

A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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