- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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