What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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