im black

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

I pooped my pants

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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