- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

My pet rock died.

What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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