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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

Your Mom.

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

It's only racist if you consider them people.

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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