- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

A: B: No pun intended.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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