- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

I killed someone today. :D

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

skurfboards we love fat kids

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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