Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

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roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

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I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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It burns when I pee sometimes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

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Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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