Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

What happened to the starving african kid? He died

Chuck Norris is an average human being!

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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