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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

I dont know, are you a tomato?

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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Hi? No!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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