A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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