What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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Once upon a time, your face.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Hello penis

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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