- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

Barack Obama.

what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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