why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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knock knock whos there not me

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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Poop

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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