What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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Hello penis

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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Once upon a time, your face.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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