Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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Racial Equality.

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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